Da Jaded Dog's Kennel

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned

2007-09-22T00:23:00.000+08:00

This was left on my IM by Daphne when I was out for the day. Vindictive no?=====start=====Daphne: boo!! pours kicap on ur keyboard sprinkles generous amt of flour over the sticky mess use black paint n paint over ur entire monitor except for one tiny box 1cm by 1cm in the centre vandalise over the black paint with hawt pink paint, draw hello kitty's face on it takes super glue sticks mouse

Legal Eagles? Where's the J-U-S-T-I-C-E?

2007-09-18T11:25:00.000+08:00

This advertisement in today's The Star sure puts paid to the myth (debunked many times) that a lawyer is a noble defender of the common people.Does anybody see the words "justice" or "fairness" or "equality" in here? Where's the love, people?

Real Guitar Heroes

2007-08-11T01:32:00.000+08:00

These guys are good! Check 'em out...Taken from CollegeHumor.

SMSing while driving

2007-07-16T23:24:00.000+08:00

What was so important about that SMS that it couldn't wait? Not even for you to stop at the roadside and then reply? Where was simple common sense, telling you the logical impossibility of driving safely in any manner while trying to type out an SMS on a phone? Did you not think of the consequences of your actions?My heart goes out to the family of the victims in this tragic accident. But it

Malaysians: Mature Folks or Mollycoddled Babies?

2007-07-14T12:21:00.000+08:00

It never ceases to be a source of amusement to me how some folks seem to think that the community needs to be sheltered and mollycoddled from "negative" elements in the media. Take for example calls by a certain party to ban a certain movie due to the fact that they deem it to be offensive to religion. It is not the first time something like this has happened, and I wager, neither will it be the

Gawd... 'Tis been a long time... (Annual Reloaded Edition)

2007-07-01T03:27:00.000+08:00

Hah! What are the chances of randomly deciding to come back here to blog, then suddenly realizing that I've been gone for exactly ONE year to the day? Almost zero I think. As I write this, it is now the 1st of July 2007. Checking the previous post below in which I unintentionally falsely claimed that I intended to blog more often shows a time stamp of 1st of July 2006. How time has flown...Well,

Gawd... 'Tis been a long time...

2006-07-01T22:20:00.000+08:00

Hmm.. Now that I've graduated and officially "Contributing to the national unemployment statistic" (IceMilkTea's words), I guess I got a hell lotta more free time to blog. Where to start? Oh heck yeah, lemme explain my long disappearance.First and foremost was of course the fact that I was busy working on my final year project (a wireless network intrusion detection system), both coding and

一路顺风 by Nicky Wu (吴奇隆)

2005-11-29T22:59:00.000+08:00

This is a sadly touching song... The words managing to capture the feeling of the story that the singer is singing, of sorrow and tears that his beloved is leaving, and a thousand words left unsaid...Goodbye... with the hope that she has better days ahead and a smooth journey in this life...

In which he fell flat on his face...

2005-11-27T15:42:00.000+08:00

That's right, I'm back from the E-Genting 2005! From the title you should have a rough idea of what exactly happened up there. It was... hard, to say the least. There were 4 programming questions, with question 1 consisting of 250 points, question 2 with 350 points, question 3 with 100 points and question 4 with 500 points. Yours truly did only manage to comprehend question 3 (the easiest lah!)

5... 4... 3... 2... 1... 0... Houston, we have lift off...

2005-11-23T05:07:00.000+08:00

Wrote a low tech and very primitive blog reader greeter on top. Hope to improve it over time. Currently, it tracks users via IP addresses which I get from my StatCounter visitor list. Users are manually identified via IP address and manually added onto the code list when I can guess whose IP is whose. Of course, it doesn't work for people with dynamic IP addresses. Currently identified people are

The one where anything goes...

2005-11-23T03:07:00.000+08:00

I want to blog! Er... But not much inspiration. Too bad, I'll just turn it into some rojak post. Anyway, exams are over and I'm suppose to be happy and all, but mostly I expect crap results this semester. Mucho mucho lazyness to blame. Shucks. I'm beginning to see a trend here, where the more studying I do, the lazier I become. Life is good. :pOh yeah, gonna be going for E-Genting Programming

Mystery of the flashing button...

2005-11-19T17:57:00.000+08:00

YY: *shrieks* Eh... What's wrong with my computer?DJ Dawg: What ooo?YY: You see, the button keep flashing, then cannot use at all...DJ Dawg: Yakah... Lemme see...DJ Dawg: *tap tap, tap tap...*DJ Dawg: Hmmm...YY: Howwwwww?????DJ Dawg: *Flicks headphone away from keyboard* Nah... Kao dim...YY: Huh? Ya hor... What happened?DJ Dawg: *Shakes head* You rest your headphone on the keyboard, sure will

Ghost seduces man!

2005-11-19T17:35:00.000+08:00

This man has wet dreams. Every day of his life since 16 years ago. And guess what? He tells the whole world. Interesting, eh?Read all about it...

童话 - 光良

2005-11-12T14:49:00.000+08:00

忘了有多久在没听到你对我说你最爱的故事我想了很久我开始忘了是不是我有做错了什么你谷着对我说童话里都是骗人的我不可能是你的王子也许你不会懂从你说爱我以后我的天空星星都亮了我原便成童话里你爱的那个天使张开双手便成翅膀守护你你要相信相信我们会像童话故事里幸福和快了是结局你谷着对我说童话里都是骗人的我不可能是你的王子也许你不会懂从你说爱我以后我的天空星星都亮了我原便成童话里你爱的那个天使张开双手便成翅膀守护你你要相信相信我们会像童话故事里幸福和快了是结局我要便成童话里你爱的那个天使张开双手便成翅膀守护你你要相信相信我们会像童话故事里幸福和快了是结局我会便成童话里你爱的那个天使张开双手便成翅膀守护你你要相信相信我们会像童话故事里幸福和快了是结局一起写我们的结局。。。My Chinese practice... Wrote the

A shout out to the people in my life

2005-11-12T01:17:00.000+08:00

Stress, sorrow, anger, broken hearts and exams are simply terrible bedfellows. They toss and turn and keep you up at night. But for the sleep and calmness I've drawn in recent days, I'd like to credit: Mum and Dad for everything, especially the understanding and support. IceMilkTea and Daphne for their utter friendship and utter crappiness at times. YH for her words of wisdoms and

Daphne goes nuts over Incy-Wincy

2005-11-11T20:43:00.000+08:00

All I tell her is "Daphne, I'm bored. Entertain me..." and I get this. It's just plain wrong...Daphne. Listen. To. Me. You're. Obsessed.

Back in JB

2005-11-08T01:09:00.000+08:00

Balik to JB to get a better perspective on things... Expect to be back in PJ by Wednesday(wa lau eh... Friday got exam leh...)By the way, here's some advice I got from YHNever love a love that hurts..Never hurt a love that loves I think that's eminently good advice ;-)

Boogeyman...

2005-11-04T22:55:00.000+08:00

Watching some DVDs today... I was flicking through my DVD file when I saw a movie I haven't seen yet, Boogeyman. I remember..."Chiang... Promise me you'll watch Boogeyman with me... I heard it was good.""Har... Won't you be scared?""Won't lar...""Okay!"We didn't get a chance to watch it before it ended its cinema run, so I bought this DVD without telling her, to watch with her later...I put back

Promised Pictures

2005-11-02T23:46:00.000+08:00

I mentioned that I'd try to post some pics from my new digicam. Ah well, briefly here are 4 random ones I've managed to process for the blog:Flower from the old man's garden. Sparkie The Devil Dog.Sparkie The Devil Dog pretending to be tame.Don't you believe it! My favourite Mee Hun Kueh from JB.Nothing anywhere else comes close.

Musings...

2005-11-02T19:41:00.000+08:00

The mind knows it is time to go on...But the heart refuses to let go...

New Banner to Celebrate UM's New Ranking of 169

2005-11-02T19:21:00.000+08:00

Definitely doesn't seem like an improvement, but here you are... The 'Before' and 'After'...

Random Blog Babe: Jessica Alba

2005-11-02T04:06:00.000+08:00

Warning: Drink some cooling ginseng drink before seeing pic. May cause 'heaty' nose bleeds.Jessica Alba: She's mine. Mine, mine, mine, all mine. *evil laughter*

UM rating 169th in 2005, down 80 from 89th

2005-11-02T03:16:00.000+08:00

It most definitely sucks. When you're all high and mighty in the top 100 of the world(number 89 to be exact), it most definitely sucks when all of a sudden, you get your ass booted down to number 169. One Six Nine. I mean, what have ya'll been smoking, eh? Didn't nobody tell you that spending so much time and money and effort celebrating your "UM Dinobat Antara 100 Universiti Terbaik Di Dunia

You know...

2005-11-02T03:06:00.000+08:00

... you've got some really hum-sup friends if all the following are the top three searches in your friendster network ;-) posisi jimakterlondeh bajuhow to ask someone out Altogether now... Whoah...

Inter-agency cronyism: Bank Islam and the PTPTN

2005-11-02T02:20:00.000+08:00

It simply is widely know that Malaysia's Bank Islam is going broke. Apparently, measures have been taken to attempt to help this bumbling organisation from getting more broke. Can't really blame them for that, I guess.What's really dumb is that the Perbadanan Tabung Pendidikan Tinggi Nasional(PTPTN) or National Higher Education Fund Body has been enlisted to help in the bail out. So what do the "

The Show must go on...

2005-11-02T01:13:00.000+08:00

Okay... That's that. Enough with grieving for someone who is no longer mine. It was great while it lasted, but all good things have to end, eh? Just so the next good thing starts soon. :-p Anyways, it's stupid to keep caring for someone who no longer cares for me. I'm gonna have to learn to stop banging my head against this kinda walls. ;-)Okay, on a more upbeat note, I managed to drive back from

An untagged Meme..

2005-09-24T15:14:00.000+08:00

I am the guy who was your junior at school...I am the guy who chatted with you because I saw you studying alone then...I am the guy who never suspected that you would remember that conversation...I am the guy whom you would SMS and miss call often...I am the guy who would SMS and miss call you back...I am the guy whom you called to meet with one day...I am the guy who turned up without thinking

You know you wanna... Yes you do...

2005-08-07T01:33:00.000+08:00

This was from my Malacca trip. All one dozen on target, 114 points.Who Da Dawg? DJ DAWG!*bang bang chest with fist*'You got da right to remain shot up with arrows!'

Warning: Bad advertisement spoof ahead.

2005-08-07T01:18:00.000+08:00

Pumping a full tank of petrol: RM55Getting my car serviced: RM181.85Leaving the car light on in BROAD DAYLIGHT and coming back 5 hours later when the battery has died: Priceless.There are some things in life that money CAN buy.For everything else, there's bloody stupidity. Amen.

Random Blog Babe: Phyllis Quek

2005-07-07T19:04:00.000+08:00

I ♥♥♥ Phyllis Quek. Nobody, and I mean NOBODY exudes quiet and simple elegance like she does. Woo hoo! *drools!*Mediacorp Singapore's Phyllis Quek

RTFM!!! (Read The &!*@&^# Manual)

2005-06-28T23:05:00.000+08:00

You know some times there are things in life that "Have got to be done!"? Like say..."Son, take out the trash! Or else.""Clear up this mess. Now. Or else.""Drop your weapon and put your goddamn hands up! Or else!""Stick that up where the sun don't shine..."(uh, maybe not this)Failing to comply, you would then be subject to some very sadistic and painful form of torture which would make Guatanamo

Faster than a speeding bullet...

2005-06-26T01:36:00.000+08:00

Inside IceMilkTea's Proton Wira:IceMilkTea: *stomps down on accelerator*DJ Dawg(looking out the window): Congrats. You just outran a five-twenty[BMW520].IceMilkTea: Wut?

Smack: Daphne does heroin!

2005-06-21T01:44:00.000+08:00

2.15am via MSN Messenger[Daphne] Sombody smack me! (Away) <= MSN nickDJ Dawg: *smacks you!* *runs off**DJ Dawg: *hit and run accomplished**Disconnects from net*4.37am via sms[Daphne]: U.. R Good. Thanks for your smack.DJ Dawg: *ROTFL*

This. Is. Hilarious!

2005-04-13T19:55:00.000+08:00

The BEST Hell in The WorldA Malaysian dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is adifferent hell for each country.He goes first to the German hell and asks "What do they do here?"He is told "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Thenthey lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the German devilcomes in and whips you for the rest of the day."The man does not like

Sudden death

2005-04-10T03:17:00.000+08:00

Death is always unwelcome. What more when it comes suddenly. Isn't a truth that life is so precious, and yet... In the grand scheme of things, life is... Nothing? Man is no more precious than an ant in this universe... Just a grain of sand in a beach, if even that significant...It was just another journey back to JB from Singapore. Halfway, the bus got caught in a traffic jam. It seemed like any

Sting da man! Here's one of my favourites...

2005-02-18T19:14:00.000+08:00

Englishman in New York by StingI don’t take coffee I take tea my dearI like my toast done on one sideAnd you can hear it in my accent when I talkI’m an englishman in new yorkSee me walking down fifth avenueA walking cane here at my sideI take it everywhere I walkI’m an englishman in new yorkI’m an alien I’m a legal alienI’m an englishman in new yorkI’m an alien I’m a legal alienI’m an englishman

In memory of Jay Jay: 1997 - 10th of December, 2004.

2005-01-09T15:16:00.000+08:00

Welcome to DJD's Kennel... Before posting anything else, I just want this blog to begin in a slightly more sombre mood. FYI, I'm starting(or restarting) this blog in memory of a great friend of mine by the name of Jay Jay(that's his picture on my profile) who went to the Big Kennel Up There after a suspected case of poisoning. Jay Jay, who was not only a great friend, but also a great guard dog